“I'm looking for the queen of hearts; not the queen of diamonds.” I found this gem on one of the dating sites I’m on. I just can’t stand pick-up lines. I want to vomit in my mouth, cringe, and verbally assault the person who dared try that on me. They hit me as fake and shallow. But yet, guys still use them, so maybe they work sometimes? I honestly think that the only time a pick-up line would work for me is if he picked the cheesiest one around and played it off as the ironic pick-up line. Essentially, you’re doing this in full recognition that it is lame and embracing it as a joke. Now that’s hot.
Anyways, here are some funny Christian ones I found – get ready to be nauseous:
• Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
• You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
• Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?
• I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
• Hi, my name's Will...God's Will
• [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
• What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
• Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
• How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
• Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
• Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing
• I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation
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